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标  题: 养鸡原来可以很变态的!!!!! [打印本页]

作  者: 深海    时间: 2005-5-10 18:29     标  题: 养鸡原来可以很变态的!!!!!

  1。朋友说他小时候没养过什么正而八经的宠物,不过养过小鸡。

  每次喂小鸡的时候,不至直接给米吃, 而是先冲过去,乘小鸡不备,将其摁倒在地上,然后再喂它。
  每每如此,久而久之小鸡一看见他拿着米过来,就会先行躺倒在地,等着吃米。
  旁人看见,都颇为惊讶
  呵呵,喂鸡喂成这样,也真够绝的!!!

  2。前天和朋友吃饭,扯到小的时候家里养的宠物。 然后就听到朋友甲关于如何在家里养鸡的大论真是大开眼界,原来宠物是应该这么养的。

  朋友甲他住在南方的一个小镇,二楼。
  虽然是二楼,但是他们家也养过鸡哦。
  刚开始的时候,朋友每天都要把那些鸡抱到楼下的院子里面去自由活动
  (想象朋友那个时候那么小,一趟一趟的抱鸡下去,一定挺搞笑)
  后来,朋友说,他学乖了,就直接从二楼阳台上,把一只只鸡奋力地扔下去
  。。。。(真是残忍呀)
  他们家的鸡还有一点很强的是:每傍晚的时候,就会一个个排队爬楼梯回家哦。
  笨一点的,不小心踩空的,还会从楼梯上滚下去。。。。爬起来,然后又会急忙往上爬,哈哈
  朋友说他们家的鸡爬楼梯都是训练出来的,最初的时候,不爬,就要被扁(被什么扁,要看朋友手里在那个时候拿着什么为准),他还举了一个例子,说他们家鸡每次被喂食的时候,都会乖乖的排排站到一块木板上去哦(如果没站上去,那就要倒大霉了)
  后来,他们家的鸡每到吃食时间,听见朋友的脚步声都会很紧张。朋友说,有的时候他走得急一点,那些鸡因为站得太匆忙,就会有很多把pp朝外对着他(本来应该是pp在里面的),然后又不敢转身。。。。
  俺从来没有见过这么养鸡的,呵呵,估计他们家的鸡出来个个都是特种部队的说

  朋友还告诉一个小秘密:
  你和一只鸡对视(目不转睛的那种),坚持足够长的时间,最后鸡会晕倒哦
  嘭的一声翻倒,两脚朝天,动都不会动哦
  当然前提条件是,你比鸡会坚持
作  者: 西楼无风    时间: 2005-5-23 01:17

牛。笑的舒服~
作  者: 夕影    时间: 2005-5-27 03:39

朋友还告诉一个小秘密:
  你和一只鸡对视(目不转睛的那种),坚持足够长的时间,最后鸡会晕倒哦
  嘭的一声翻倒,两脚朝天,动都不会动哦
  当然前提条件是,你比鸡会坚持


斗鸡眼????
作  者: lovermetian    时间: 2005-5-27 04:54

路过~~@_@
作  者: lovermetian    时间: 2005-5-27 05:06

喜欢
~~~
作  者: 静水流深    时间: 2005-5-27 19:28

是不是真的啊?啥子时候咱也养几只试试,小鸡们,稍息!哈哈哈哈!
作  者: 笨蛋    时间: 2005-6-6 03:06

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作  者: 笨蛋    时间: 2005-6-6 03:08

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