世上最强的中国式英文

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1．we two who and who？5I8Px Y:g'T;T `..
　　 咱俩谁跟谁阿
,o;ay)~9[+a8z.. 2．how are you ? how old are you?RP$}JMC6I..
　　 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
f.D%~ d$vNbts.. 3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
n8MQ&bx.. 　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
`%f5bxE.. 4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
yYAi+F5UDV z E.. 　　 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！p&\^1t*yJl{O..
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!9Yg/j*@%M..
　　有事起奏，无事退朝1@e5dM:\q*ji^z}..
6．you me you me
V`2u1A7[.. 　　 彼此彼此`+E3_aW..
7．You Give Me Stop!!
0wt/eK`}3H7f4T.. 　　 你给我站住！
_FmRR*C5}q1S6k.. 8．know is know noknow is noknowt3U"sP`E!J[..
　　 知之为知之，不知为不知...)B+R3ZFd"K..
9．WATCH SISTERe fXS:vN
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　　 表妹CXo _W2m..
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
!ipxrh)L8Y(Z&{.. 　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
Q9ls;z3J}B9^J.. 11．American Chinese not enough
Bfq)s`@rn.. 　　美中不足D W!|(\[..
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die+Q(cJ v2u.j..
　　 车祸现场描述 rni7\:FK..
13．heart flower angry open
}6ClG#r/n"V5v.. 　　心花怒放&` kb:} M1_..
14．go past no mistake past
"Rm?([)Grx1f.. 　　 走过路过，不要错过bgq Ic2v_C..
15．小明：I am sorry!SU#mB?Fn ]m..
　　 老外：I am sorry too!xj_e5d7M4J3J..
　　小明：I am sorry three!^,Y)zIrMY..
　　 老外：What are you sorry for?
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　　小明：I am sorry five!O,Yz;B K%]`nY%`..
16．If you want money,I have no;
pj"MR*P+\.. 　　if you want life,I have one! `)]4X&T vf!I c..
　　 要钱没有，要命一条
/P]z,d'`,r.. 17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
'RvO;J8C0k.. 　　我叫李老大，今年25。8~bpA:a(Q
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18．you have two down son。
B2uPD'K)uE.. 　　你有两下子。yZg p:q'v"m-?..
19．as far as you go to die

g;Ts+j:t*Y"Y"B.. 　　有多远，死多远！！！！ `V(aGd8B9M)h..
20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　faceUQ n9V/^
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　　 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

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