养鸡原来可以很变态的！！！！！

　　1。朋友说他小时候没养过什么正而八经的宠物，不过养过小鸡。 I}"a-^2Y;@..
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　　每次喂小鸡的时候，不至直接给米吃， 而是先冲过去，乘小鸡不备，将其摁倒在地上，然后再喂它。
]]4k~]sYlW y.. 　　每每如此，久而久之小鸡一看见他拿着米过来，就会先行躺倒在地，等着吃米。
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H M2f$t,@0uN.. 　　呵呵，喂鸡喂成这样，也真够绝的！！！ 0S:o&v1fEb..

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|0g+\9S6O.. 　　2。前天和朋友吃饭，扯到小的时候家里养的宠物。 然后就听到朋友甲关于如何在家里养鸡的大论真是大开眼界，原来宠物是应该这么养的。 pV3df:_W4`? A..
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　　朋友甲他住在南方的一个小镇，二楼。 1t+J4[)W,K..
　　虽然是二楼，但是他们家也养过鸡哦。 6F7Uq$}/]*`Z6Z{:^ S..
　　刚开始的时候，朋友每天都要把那些鸡抱到楼下的院子里面去自由活动 q4J.B)zO#vP-I..
　　(想象朋友那个时候那么小，一趟一趟的抱鸡下去，一定挺搞笑) t5_+M2[KH(I)g..
　　后来，朋友说，他学乖了，就直接从二楼阳台上，把一只只鸡奋力地扔下去
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　　他们家的鸡还有一点很强的是：每傍晚的时候，就会一个个排队爬楼梯回家哦。
x*}2II6an#lD!p+M2_.. 　　笨一点的，不小心踩空的，还会从楼梯上滚下去。。。。爬起来，然后又会急忙往上爬，哈哈
-P/mUHP5p.. 　　朋友说他们家的鸡爬楼梯都是训练出来的，最初的时候，不爬，就要被扁(被什么扁，要看朋友手里在那个时候拿着什么为准)，他还举了一个例子，说他们家鸡每次被喂食的时候，都会乖乖的排排站到一块木板上去哦(如果没站上去，那就要倒大霉了) 6x,xJ XB7bq..
　　后来，他们家的鸡每到吃食时间，听见朋友的脚步声都会很紧张。朋友说，有的时候他走得急一点，那些鸡因为站得太匆忙，就会有很多把pp朝外对着他(本来应该是pp在里面的)，然后又不敢转身。。。。
7[-M-[)G'R[.. 　　俺从来没有见过这么养鸡的，呵呵，估计他们家的鸡出来个个都是特种部队的说 G/lV5Vj&^g d1T..
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　　朋友还告诉一个小秘密：
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　　嘭的一声翻倒，两脚朝天，动都不会动哦 (Q ~B,Y.{i:?..
　　当然前提条件是，你比鸡会坚持

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朋友还告诉一个小秘密： t-K!v5e4^t8u..
　　你和一只鸡对视(目不转睛的那种)，坚持足够长的时间，最后鸡会晕倒哦 No@%o|s@/[..
　　嘭的一声翻倒，两脚朝天，动都不会动哦 !Q#h.k1p a?n..
　　当然前提条件是，你比鸡会坚持 m)xxfa..

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是不是真的啊？啥子时候咱也养几只试试，小鸡们，稍息！哈哈哈哈！

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